Before I begin, please note that the author requested Brutal Critique from me, fully understood I was PMSing at the time, and damn well knew this was coming, so don't get bitchy with me if I'm an asshole about this. Okay? Okay.
Oh shit it's a fucking lobster plushie
That's fucking adorable. Jesus. That's like, fucking stupid adorable. I want to put it on my head. And carry it around with me so when people ask why I have a fucking lobster plushie I can tell them, because it's a fucking lobster plushie, what the hell else reason would I need.
You know lobsters have FOUR legs on each side, right?
I love that his pincers are asymmetrical. That's amazing. It would be cuter if they were MORE asymmetrical so it looked like you did it on purpose.
His plushiness is actually a little boring. Red fabric, red fabric, as far as the eye can see. Maybe if you gave him a little faux-leather carapace or something, or painted him or gave him some kind of fucking texture.
Using black thread to do the tail sections is a fucking cop-out and frankly I'm ashamed of you.
He needs more nose.
His nubbly little legs are fucking adorable.
Unrelated to the plushie itself, but honestly the photo quality could be better. I'm thinking maybe you need more light, and a better angle. I can't see all the details I want to in the plushie because it's dark and shit. Maybe do a couple of detail shots of his tail and face.
For something that adorable, I'm surprised it doesn't have a mouth on it, you know, something to give it that :3 face. I want something I can relate to and cuddle; this one, while adorable, is pretty expressionless and not something I can connect to on an emotional level. I'm talking about, I'm PMSing, I want to be able to tell this thing my emotional problems and get some fucking sympathy.
In closing, if I had any disposable income, I'm saying if I wasn't worried about where my food money was coming from this month, I would want you to tell me when your next prototype comes out because when I'm PMSing, being able to cuddle something that normally has a hard shell and deadly weapons for hands would be fucking amazing.
Oh shit it's a fucking lobster plushie
That's fucking adorable. Jesus. That's like, fucking stupid adorable. I want to put it on my head. And carry it around with me so when people ask why I have a fucking lobster plushie I can tell them, because it's a fucking lobster plushie, what the hell else reason would I need.
You know lobsters have FOUR legs on each side, right?
I love that his pincers are asymmetrical. That's amazing. It would be cuter if they were MORE asymmetrical so it looked like you did it on purpose.
His plushiness is actually a little boring. Red fabric, red fabric, as far as the eye can see. Maybe if you gave him a little faux-leather carapace or something, or painted him or gave him some kind of fucking texture.
Using black thread to do the tail sections is a fucking cop-out and frankly I'm ashamed of you.
He needs more nose.
His nubbly little legs are fucking adorable.
Unrelated to the plushie itself, but honestly the photo quality could be better. I'm thinking maybe you need more light, and a better angle. I can't see all the details I want to in the plushie because it's dark and shit. Maybe do a couple of detail shots of his tail and face.
For something that adorable, I'm surprised it doesn't have a mouth on it, you know, something to give it that :3 face. I want something I can relate to and cuddle; this one, while adorable, is pretty expressionless and not something I can connect to on an emotional level. I'm talking about, I'm PMSing, I want to be able to tell this thing my emotional problems and get some fucking sympathy.
In closing, if I had any disposable income, I'm saying if I wasn't worried about where my food money was coming from this month, I would want you to tell me when your next prototype comes out because when I'm PMSing, being able to cuddle something that normally has a hard shell and deadly weapons for hands would be fucking amazing.
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